Post only if your drunk

[reddevilggg]

[hic] giveeeeeee mmmmeee aaaaa hom among the guuuuuuuum twees.. [hic] with lutz of plum twees, [hic] *puts hand around kangaroo* why hi gorgeous





Well I tried!

That's pretend drunk talk if i've ever heard it

[reddevilggg]

Did anyone get drunk over Christmas?

Is anyone gonna get drunk for new year?

If so, here's the place to post it.

[diablo416]

grammar spelling and punctuation shouldnt be affected by your poison, if it is your grammar,spelling or punctuation already sucked.


Stupid things ive done drunk recently,
-pissed my pants
-drank a 40 and a half of weisers deluxe while i had pneumonia but didnt know it, anyways it caused my body to hit dangerous toxic levels because my immune system was already weakend and i spent 2 three days in a coma,(toxic shock)

[reddevilggg]

Jeez, cool (joking).

Do you still drink?

I'm cutting down alot from now on, as you get older you seen to notice how it effects your body more.

[Ironman]

yes

[SilentAssasin64]

I personally don't like alcohol that much.  Not being in control is something I despise with a passion.  As long as I don't go past buzzed I'm ok.  But then again, I am a recovering heroin addict...

[diablo416]

drinking and drugs both suck they just destroy your life

[tylerisdabest]

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

im not one of them

i drank once

and never agin

[reddevilggg]

Anything to excess is not good for you, eating, sunlight. Every time someone has a drink does not mean they have to get hammered and anybody that does that has more problems than they realise.

This was supposed to be a light hearted thread about 'doing something silly or stupid when drunk'
There are lots of people in the world that can have a couple of drinks, once, twice a week, after work without getting legless and out of control. If you can't do that then this posts not for you, I should of explained this earlier. I wrote this when I was sober.

Thanks

[BC_Programmer]

yeah, it's about reading the funnies from the newspaper of drinking, not the front page. Or something along those lines.

[fireballs]

Ah the newspaper of drinking...  my favourite publication.

I did once, while drunk, tell a girl she had a nice lip piercing. turned out it was a mole... very embarrasing.

FB

[reddevilggg]

I did once, while drunk, tell a girl she had a nice lip piercing. turned out it was a mole... very embarrasing.

LOL, very funny.

[patio]

Better than asking her when her due date is and.....

[Ironman]

Does anyone know where I can get a bottle of EverClear at? I been looking for it for ages. I had some when I was 18, strongest stuff ever even stronger than Absinthe. I believe the one I had was 190 proof and 95% alcohol. If it is in a place in the Chicago land area it would be much appreciated!   

[reddevilggg]

Try http://www.everclearalcohol.info/