next on the list of "Fake" type items:
A goldfish bowl that doubles as- you guessed it - a surge protector.
a garbage bag that can be used as a mouse.
an old newspaper that doubles as a bag of doritos.
a external hard drive that doubles as a toilet paper dispenser.
as printer/Fax/scanner that doubles as a 9V battery.
a 9V battery that can be worn as a pair of pants.
a bottle of iced tea that doubles as a pair of socks...
a three wheeled mouse that doubles as... you guessed it...
a three slice TOASTER! *gasp*
Hmm, somehow I think my ideas are more outlandish and ill-conceived then an in-bred watermelon.