Author Topic: Geek Toys (Read 13394 times)

patio · « **on:** December 13, 2008, 07:07:11 AM »

Hide your USB drive in plain sight...

Story Here

I doubt anyone would grab this one....

evilfantasy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2008, 01:14:10 PM »

You would really need to hide it. Might get thrown in the trash.

!~.:Pink Floyd:.~! · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2008, 07:58:58 PM »

lol thats cool

Someone might be suspicious though.

Computer Hope Admin · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:05:17 AM »

Hehe nice! Great idea.

computeruler · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:52:45 AM »

wow that looks cool! if only they put the other end on it... it would be 4gb lol

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:22:38 AM »

next on the list of "Fake" type items:

A goldfish bowl that doubles as- you guessed it - a surge protector.

a garbage bag that can be used as a mouse.

an old newspaper that doubles as a bag of doritos.

a external hard drive that doubles as a toilet paper dispenser.

as printer/Fax/scanner that doubles as a 9V battery.

a 9V battery that can be worn as a pair of pants.

a bottle of iced tea that doubles as a pair of socks...

a three wheeled mouse that doubles as... you guessed it...

a three slice TOASTER! *gasp*

Hmm, somehow I think my ideas are more outlandish and ill-conceived then an in-bred watermelon.

patio · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:27:33 PM »

Quote

a three wheeled mouse that doubles as... you guessed it...

a three slice TOASTER! *gasp*

Now you know what to get me for Christmas...

Control the grain...

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:51:13 PM »

Quote from: patio on December 20, 2008, 07:27:33 PM

Control the grain...

And you control the people. so POWER TO THE GRAIN, or something.

patio · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:48:50 PM »

Merry Christmas BC....
And a Happy New Year as well.

computeruler · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:55:37 PM »

i want a 3 wheeled mouse that toasts bread!!!!!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:14:33 PM »

Quote from: computeruler on December 20, 2008, 08:55:37 PM

i want a 3 wheeled mouse that toasts bread!!!!!

Actually, this is a common misconception; see, a toaster can also be used for English Muffins and bagels and so forth; why reduce the number of supported implementations of the IToastable interface? Just because it is also a mouse does not justify it to reduce the functionality of one of it's component blended appliances.

Quote from: patio on December 20, 2008, 08:48:50 PM

Merry Christmas BC....
And a Happy New Year as well.

And you as well

computeruler · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:16:54 PM »

lol let me refraise i want a 3 wheeled mouse that toats bread and other grain products made of wheat or something!

macdad- · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:04:19 AM »

my friend has one that is designed as a wristband(the USB plug wraps around to the end for a wristband)

CBMatt · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2008, 01:43:59 AM »

I have one that looks like a flashdrive. It really is something!

patio · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2008, 04:41:56 PM »

Excellent ! !

computeruler · « **Reply #15 on:** December 25, 2008, 01:50:19 PM »

i also have a flash drive that looks like one but its really tiny so i keep loosing it

Raptor · « **Reply #16 on:** December 25, 2008, 03:21:03 PM »

I keep my flash drives on all the free keycords I get and then I bind them all together so I can wear them like a bowtie.

macdad- · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2008, 07:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Raptor on December 25, 2008, 03:21:03 PM

I keep my flash drives on all the free keycords I get and then I bind them all together so I can wear them like a bowtie.

sounds like a 007 gadget

Q:007, I have a new gadget for you, the Bow-Drive is a high-capacity flash drive capable of storing 8GB of information in your Bow-Tie, perfect for carrying classified information without the trouble of a large metal briefcase.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #18 on:** December 26, 2008, 08:33:32 AM »

or what about the ones where Q is always drunk and late for work.

007: So what new gadgets have you conjured up this time?

Q: well, I have this interesting gadget here, it will hold papers together for you, and get this... it doubles as a nosepicker!

007: It's a paperclip...

Q: at first glance, perhaps, but watch this! (unfolds paperclip) TADA! it's a nosepicker! *shoves up nose*

007: *crosses arms*

Q: OH! And here is my other invention!

007: it's a toaster...

Q: Ahh- but look at how many slices it toasts at once!

007: three

Q: indeed!

computeruler · « **Reply #19 on:** December 26, 2008, 11:16:36 AM »

an odd number of bread! thats terrible! it should have at least 4!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #20 on:** December 26, 2008, 11:48:48 AM »

Quote from: computeruler on December 26, 2008, 11:16:36 AM

an odd number of bread! thats terrible! it should have at least 4!

Yes, but what if you only want three slices of toast? Huh? what then? you let one sit empty, wasting extra energy, burning more fossil fuels which subsequently means less gasoline for your vehicles which means it burns out over 40 miles from a gas station during your family vacation to death valley california at which point yo bend down to pick up a penny and a midget pops out of your trunk, punches you in the face, and takes the penny as well as your last gallon of water. Confused and bewildered by the sudden occurence of both the penny and the midget, you break down and cry. At this point a sea cucumber waddles over and comforts you "Don't worry, spill your guts. I do it all the time!" it says. So you pick up the sea cucumber and throw it as far as you can at which point you become aware of the ground shaking.... (I could go on like this)

computeruler · « **Reply #21 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:17:45 PM »

ok... most people would think your on drugs but i don't cause you always say strange things like this

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