hey wait a second, are the Oompa-Loompa's with al-queda too, or just a few defects from Wonka?
Because if there's one thing I don't want to see is a little red-faced midget with green hair with dynamite strapped to them screaming "death to infidels". Just seems... ironic, I suppose.
I also imagine anybody giving them burn lotion becomes their master... which logically means we must keep all burn lotion out of the hands of al-queda.