to which, in the poll thread, I would reply "you better get to the hospital. you might be having a heart attack."
and then somebody mentions how their grandfather had a heart attack the year before and passed away, another poster expresses condolences, another poster flogs the poll creator on the basis that the selections aren't varied enough; there should be a separate entry for each arm, a fifth poster flames them for being so insensitive to the first replier, whose grandfather died. another poster randomly mentions possums, a sixth member decries the presence of conversation regarding possums, a seventh one simply posts "
No time to talk of this now I have things to do and such" a eighth post flames this poster for their lack of grammar skills, another poster jumps on that bandwagon and does the same, another poster comments "not this again" the same poster before that mentioned possums speaks of cheese drinks, another poster derates them for mentioning the beverage, another poster continues to mock the one who said they had things to do, and finally a moderator steps in and says they've seen enough and locks the topic.
So you see, this is generally how about 50% of threads in off-topic have been progressing.