Wohoo, pictures.
I like pictures, can't read 
reading is for dem smart kids with de ability do do hard questions wit their heads like 2+4 or dat genius margie who was able to do's a two dijit subtraction question wit only pen and paper and wiffout havin to go kill some of her pa's hawgs. I got in a awful mess when I was asked'd the answer to 12-5, I figgered, we had 12 pigs, if I jus' slaughter 5 of em, wat's left is the answer, but I get's there, and I has 13 pigs, and I counts again, still 13 pigs, I was flubberghosted, I was. Den I looks closer, on of em' hogs is mah' grandpappy, dun sleepin in the hay the lazy old man. So I jus' kicks him in the shins, then I forgets what I was doin, and slaughta all the hawgs wiff mah penknife, boy howdy, was mah old man mad dat day, didn't get my own horse like I was spose'd to that year, paps was all in a huff due to mah killing of the hogs for no reason and all.
