Sidewinder, I always thought it was after the missile. Need to redefine you now (not to self: Sidewinder is not going to explode)
I knew Dilbert's story and I guessed GX1.
Carbon, I guessed it'd be something like that. Interesting story, I have a funny story about carbon dioxide too. But that's for another time.
JohnK, I guessed that too, and 2k I thought would be because you used Win2K.
Had no idea about Zylstra or soybean though, or honvetops - interesting, all of them.
And I sort of guessed chriscool9 and Raptor.