I almost found the resident evil games somewhat comical and predictable.
"well, I guess I'll just go into this dark corridor, lit by a single 60 watt light bu... oh, never mind it just went out, Good thing I have my flashligh... well, nuts to that as well.
"BRAINS!"
"Ah, hello sir, I say do you have any batteries?"
"BRAINS!"
"hmm, you drive a hard bargain sir, but I don't think I could part with my brain for a few batteries, especially on account of requiring logic to figure out which way they go in. I mean, look! the sticker came off that says which way they go in!"
"BRAINS!"
BAM! shoots with shotgun
"*sigh*, some of them simply can't wait for Guy Fawkes day...