probably more chance of me opening my refrigerator and finding a bear.
So, how's that bear tasting? Nummy, I bet!
If I was to engage in the act of attempting to consume a bear, I would first try to take a bite, resulting only in a mouthful of fur. At this point the bear would be very confused, it had suddenly appeared in a refrigerator, the door opened, and some strange person is now trying to eat him. Then the bear would realize that it was him against the world and he would go on a rampage, until the conservation officers finally filled him with tranquilizers. THEN FINALLY I can begin my meal.
Officer 1:OK, the bears down. Whew, that one was pissed off.
Officer 2: You bet. Say, whos that going towards the bear?
Officer 1: Hmm, he's wearing a bib.
Officer 2:looks like he's trying to eat the bear.
Officer 1:did you say eat the bear?
Officer 2:yes, yes I did.
Officer 1: most interesting.
Officer 2: indeed
Officer 1: quite.