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typhoeus

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    PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
    « on: September 05, 2008, 10:12:58 AM »
    I've noticed that, despite the obvious sticky labeled "Please read this first," people are still posting topics with names like "Please help," not posting their comp specs, not searching for solution before making new topic, or not trying things like safe mode and system restore.  Please, please, please try those things first.  People are more likely to read your topic if an interesting problem is named in the title.  No matter how trivial your problem, post your specs.  If solution is not here, Google can sometimes help.  Also, try to speak coherently, so your and our time is not wasted by posts asking what someone said or means.  And do NOT ask for help with anything that might be illegal.  You may know you are not doing anything illegal, but we have no way of knowing that.  Does the "Please read this first" sticky need to flash in big, neon letters?  The nice, courteous people are here to help, but can only do so if you help them, so help yourself by following the guidelines, and you will enjoy your foruming experience more.  Sorry if this repeats much of what is in the sticky, but apparently it isn't obvious enough.  Thanks to those of you who do follow the guidelines.

    End of Rant
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    alan1000



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      Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
      « Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 11:00:53 AM »
      Sometimes a good rant is the only way to get things done!

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      Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
      « Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 11:03:21 AM »
      Nice thought of stating this, but I don't think it will do any good....

      There is a forum mod you can install which forces the user, when logging in for the first time, to read a certain topic you specify. Might be a good idea...

      typhoeus

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        Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
        « Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 11:08:50 AM »
        There is a forum mod you can install which forces the user, when logging in for the first time, to read a certain topic you specify. Might be a good idea...

        Hmmmm...              I like it!  But flashing topics would be cool ;D
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        stevejohnson1958

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        Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
        « Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 11:16:49 AM »
        No matter where you go...even if you do use a mod that directs someone to "read this topic first"...it's the nature of the beast to be impatient...and just start posting away.

        You'll see this a lot in every forum.

        Along with the above, you'll find the following:

        1)  Failure to search to see if the topic has already been covered within another thread or forum.
        2)  Failure to post in the correct forum...c'mon we're all guilty...admit it.  If not...oh, well.
        3)  Check the "stickies".  You wouldn't want to start posting if your answer has already been covered in a sticky, now...would you Billy? :)

        There's more...but like I said..."nature of the beast".

        typhoeus

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          Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
          « Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 11:25:16 AM »
          What if the rules were put on a shirt, and the shirt worn by a hot girl?  Then the "Nature of the Beast" would work in your favor ;D.  Idea from the bottom picture here: http://www.kongtechnology.com/2008/03/04/i-love-blue-screen-of-death/
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          drmsucks



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            Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
            « Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 11:31:57 AM »
            Many posters are first time users and thoroughly confused by the forum layout. What's wrong with "Please Help?" May be all that a person knows about his problem :)
            If you don't have time to do it right
                            ...when will you have time to do it over?

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            Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
            « Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 11:39:31 AM »

            2)  Failure to post in the correct forum...c'mon we're all guilty...admit it.  If not...oh, well.

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              Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
              « Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 11:43:33 AM »
              Actually, I was talking about people posting in the board I posted in.
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                Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                « Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 11:51:38 AM »
                Actually, I was talking about people posting in the board I posted in.
                ???
                If you don't have time to do it right
                                ...when will you have time to do it over?

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                  Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                  « Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 12:01:32 PM »
                  If you listen to fools, the Mob Rules.

                  We worship Jeff, the god of biscuits.

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                  Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                  « Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 12:03:47 PM »
                  What is it that everyone isn't understanding? I completely understand every post in this thread...
                  Except the two before this.... ;D

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                  Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                  « Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 01:40:09 PM »
                  I have a policy that I never even read the posts that have as a subject something uninformative such as  "Help" or "I have a problem". I especially don't answer if the subject is in ALL CAPS, has any stupid deliberate misspellings or affectations such as pleaseeeee. Multiple exclamation or question marks don't float my boat either. I really don't like to see over use of emoticons particularly this one ???

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                  Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                  « Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 01:41:53 PM »
                  typhoeus,

                  Welcome to one of the realities of Forum life...
                  " Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

                  typhoeus

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                    Re: PLEEEAAASSSEE READ FIRST!
                    « Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 01:53:29 PM »
                    I used misspellings because I figured it would draw in those who use it.  If you look at my other posts I have good spelling and grammar.  This is a rant.  Hence the bad spelling and grammar.
                    If you listen to fools, the Mob Rules.

                    We worship Jeff, the god of biscuits.