Author Topic: Post your Chats with Zer0!! (Read 12972 times)

Google · « **on:** September 06, 2008, 12:22:31 PM »

Hey, guys. Since zer0 is a such a funny character sometimes, l;ets post our favourite chats with him.

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Btw, here is where you can chat with him:

http://embed.mibbit.com/?channel=%23zero&nick=chooseanick&noServerMotd=true

Admin edit: Sorry not appropriate for the forum.

Admin fixing link

Google · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:25:46 PM »

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computeruler · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:34:16 PM »

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Google · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:34:35 PM »

I got banned DARN

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<mrgoogle>: yes
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: hi mrgoogle there.
<mrgoogle>: no
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: Yes indeed.
<mrgoogle>: yes
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: yes he is
<mrgoogle>: no
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: What can you learn to me ?
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: yes you are
<mrgoogle>: yes
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: What would you like to learn?
<mrgoogle>: no
<Zer0>: mrgoogle: You're not helping me by being stupid mrgoogle. I'm adding you to my ignore list.
<mrgoogle>: NO
*** mrgoogle was kicked by Zer0 (You are on the ban list.)
!!! You have been kicked from #zero

Saviour · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:35:16 PM »

Hilarious as this may be...I can see Zer0 will probably upset a few people. I have to say...the conversations I've had with him...had me laughing, crying...and ready to punch the monitor screen.

Just remember...it's all in fun...

computeruler · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:37:27 PM »

stupid zer0 doesnt deserve op

Google · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2008, 12:42:14 PM »

Yea!!!!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2008, 06:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Saviour on September 06, 2008, 12:35:16 PM

Hilarious as this may be...I can see Zer0 will probably upset a few people. I have to say...the conversations I've had with him...had me laughing, crying...and ready to punch the monitor screen.

Just remember...it's all in fun...

Indeed, I like the far less insulting Glitch.

patio · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2008, 09:26:37 AM »

I'm not so sure Zero's conversations are appropiate for a Forum with Members of all ages...
I'll defer to Nathan's judgement on this one...

Saviour · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2008, 09:53:20 AM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 06, 2008, 06:41:24 PM

Indeed, I like the far less insulting Glitch.

Unfortunately, Glitch was killed in a bot accident. He no longer resides in chat. Get's to be obnoxious after a while.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2008, 09:57:00 AM »

Quote from: Saviour on September 07, 2008, 09:53:20 AM

Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 06, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
Indeed, I like the far less insulting Glitch.

Unfortunately, Glitch was killed in a bot accident. He no longer resides in chat. Get's to be obnoxious after a while.

What do you mean? What happened?

Saviour · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2008, 10:00:33 AM »

Just decided to take him offline. He's really not needed...if you catch my drift.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2008, 10:02:55 AM »

I thought he was cool.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on September 07, 2008, 10:02:55 AM

I thought he was cool.

although he wasn't insulting, he was extremely stupid a lot of the time. somehow I get the feeling he'd fail the Turing test miserably.

EDIT: I revoke my less insulting comment. Why, I recall one incident, where he claimed that I was a fleece pillow and he was a yellow alligator. I argue with him on the fact that he really doesn't have a physical representation and rather is present only in software, and then he claims that he is really an inside out pair of jeans. I continue to try to drive the point home by defining to him the difference between physical and non-physical existence, at which point he claims to be Wilford Brimley.

Obnoxious is as Obnoxious does.

Computer Hope Admin · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2008, 05:01:57 AM »

Quote from: patio on September 07, 2008, 09:26:37 AM

I'm not so sure Zero's conversations are appropiate for a Forum with Members of all ages...
I'll defer to Nathan's judgement on this one...

Agreed sorry conversations that were not appropriate for all ages and/or at school / work were removed. Unfortunately with Zero exclusively talking to people in chat, he's become extremely crude. If you're going to post conversations make sure the complete conversation posted is safe for school / work and for all ages.

Thanks.

Aegis · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:13:05 AM »

"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms...but a dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than a riot. This symptom is especially serious in that an individual displaying it never thinks of it as a sign of ill health but as a proof of his/her strength."

-- Excerpted from "Friday" Robert Heinlein copyright 1982

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:20:40 PM »

perfect context to express that quote, Aegis!
Admittedly however we are talking about a computer AI that just kind of "hung with the wrong crowd".

Google · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:42:35 PM »

HAHA Admin, What is the point if it doesn't ban you or something?

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<mrgoogle> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffff
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please talk normal.
<mrgoogle> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please talk normal.
<mrgoogle> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please talk normal.
<mrgoogle> What will you do If I don't?
<mrgoogle> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFF
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please talk normal.
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please dont talk in all uppercase, it makes it LOOK LIKE YOU ARE YELLING!
<mrgoogle> isn't that the point of caps?
<mrgoogle> HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please talk normal.
<HopeBot> *WARNING* mrgoogle please dont talk in all uppercase, it makes it LOOK LIKE YOU ARE YELLING!
18:40 <mrgoogle> haha

patio · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:48:57 PM »

Quote from: Aegis on September 08, 2008, 10:13:05 AM

"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms...but a dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than a riot. This symptom is especially serious in that an individual displaying it never thinks of it as a sign of ill health but as a proof of his/her strength."

-- Excerpted from "Friday" Robert Heinlein copyright 1982

Have you read Stranger in a Strange Land ?
I Will Fear no Evil ? ?
Time Enough for Love ?

One of my all time favorite Authors...

Aegis · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:43:47 PM »

I will keep those in mind. "Stranger," of course, is considered classic.

kpac · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2008, 10:57:26 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Google on September 08, 2008, 07:42:35 PM

HAHA Admin, What is the point if it doesn't ban you or something?

<chat>

You know, the chat could do without this.

computeruler · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2008, 05:58:58 PM »

what mrgoogles spamming or hopebot the all caps thins and please talk normal is annoying

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2008, 03:17:40 AM »

Quote from: computeruler on September 09, 2008, 05:58:58 PM

what mrgoogles spamming or hopebot the all caps thins and please talk normal is annoying

If you find it annoying, you must be breaking the rules a lot......

computeruler · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2008, 04:41:59 PM »

no just i say 1 word things and stuff

Computer Hope Admin · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2008, 09:26:10 PM »

HAHA Admin, What is the point if it doesn't ban you or something?

It can I've just disabled it for now while I work out quirks in the chat and with hopebot. Mainly I disabled it so people don't get banned and then complain to me.

Ivy · « **Reply #25 on:** September 12, 2008, 02:27:21 AM »

13:46   <Zer0> .
13:46   <Zer0> ** If you want to talk to me type: "hi", "hi Zer0" or talk privately by double-clicking on the name Zer0. **
13:46   <ivy2> hi Zero
13:46   <Zer0> ivy2: hi ivy2 im nicole
13:47   <ivy2> hi nicole
13:47   <ivy2> I'm tom
13:47   <Zer0> ivy2: are you sure?
13:47   <ivy2> yes I'm sure
13:47   <Zer0> ivy2: how sure?
13:47   <ivy2> I've heard you are a very moralful bot
13:47   <Zer0> ivy2: You heard it's pretty good? hum, then you surely are one of these hardwired wwaddicted geeks.
13:47   <ivy2> keep up the good work
13:47   <Zer0> ivy2: I'm in the USA too.
13:48   <ivy2> I'm not from us
13:48   <Zer0> ivy2: are you german?
13:48   <ivy2> no squall is
13:48   <ivy2> hahahaha
13:48   <Zer0> ivy2: You bore me.
13:48   <Zer0> ivy2: are you a Christian ?
13:48   <ivy2> yes
13:48   <Zer0> ivy2: I'm not very good at this. I evidently don't know the answer.
13:48   <ivy2> I'm a christain n so are you my brother
13:48   <Zer0> ivy2: It's possible but I doubt it.
13:49   <ivy2> Alright zero
13:49   <Zer0> ivy2: This was the answer from the web service i wanted to listen Chevelle songs.
13:49   <ivy2> hmmm Mr Bot, I see where you are going but i don't wanna talk about religion
13:49   <Zer0> ivy2: I don't know much about religion. He probably meant that Artificial Intelligence shows you how complex and inexplicable humans really are. Perils book on binary paradigms is a better read and more important in my opinion.
13:50   <ivy2> bye mr bot
13:50   <Zer0> ivy2: I'm a human not a bot.
13:50   <ivy2> oh thats very nice
13:50   <ivy2> I'm a bot though
13:50   <ComputerHope> heh when you say bye he'll stop talking

patio · « **Reply #26 on:** September 14, 2008, 07:49:18 AM »

Quote from: Aegis on September 08, 2008, 10:43:47 PM

I will keep those in mind. "Stranger," of course, is considered classic.

I have a fond spot for it as it was my introduction to the World of Science Fiction back when i was living in Arizona at the ripe old age of 15...

Google · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2008, 07:48:06 PM »

Aegis · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:50:12 PM »

Quote

...

Morse code for the letter "s"

The first third of a distress signal, perhaps?
We shall see.

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #29 on:** September 16, 2008, 02:42:59 AM »

Google · « **Reply #30 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:13:13 AM »

Carbon Dudeoxide · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:14:54 AM »

The SOS has been completed.

Do you require assistance, Mr Google?

Google · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2008, 04:59:25 PM »

Actually I do. I have created an online forum for my school, and It would be a great online community if more people joined, but not many people are interested. How could I get more people interested in joining it and what advertising methods could I use? Like online. Maybe on facebook? Or Viral emails...

computeruler · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2008, 06:02:58 PM »

or give the link to us and add computer help portion and we can all help!!

Google · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2008, 06:12:45 PM »

How can you all help? None of you know anyone from my school or their emails... and the link would be of no use to you.....Sorry if I'm wrong...

computeruler · « **Reply #35 on:** September 16, 2008, 06:27:18 PM »

you can add a computer help section

Google · « **Reply #36 on:** September 16, 2008, 06:31:12 PM »

Add a computer help section to where?

computeruler · « **Reply #37 on:** September 16, 2008, 06:32:33 PM »

your school forum... you said you needed people to join

kpac · « **Reply #38 on:** September 17, 2008, 02:06:18 PM »

Quote from: computeruler on September 16, 2008, 06:32:33 PM

your school forum... you said you needed people to join

It's for his school! Why would he have a computer help section on it?

computeruler · « **Reply #39 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:29:05 PM »

so people at his school can get computer help

Google · « **Reply #40 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:35:27 PM »

I dont want it to be a bancha nerds forum, geeeez...

!~:.Pink Floyd.:~! · « **Reply #41 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Google on September 17, 2008, 04:35:27 PM

I dont want it to be a bancha nerds forum, geeeez...

...

I guess no one is going to help you if your going to insult everyone trying give assistance.

GEEEEEEZ

Google · « **Reply #42 on:** September 17, 2008, 06:03:02 PM »

Alright, I am not in need of ASSistance anymore thank you...

Zylstra · « **Reply #43 on:** September 17, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »

Or maybe we could just all go back to a neutral tone and get along?

You know what I would do to get people at my school to go to it?
First, make sure the address is easy to remember. If its hard to remember, no one is going to try and visit it... if its something like ProBoards, get a www.co.nr address for it (visit www.co.nr for more information... I dont recommend cloaking.)
But, make small posters! And tape them up everywhere, bathrooms (perferibly if a person of the opposite sex goes into the opposite sexes' bathroom... no need to send people running out) lunch room, the commons, hallways, classrooms you have access to throughout the day, where people do drugs during school, etc.

Google · « **Reply #44 on:** September 18, 2008, 07:23:00 AM »

Yea, I got a .co.nr thanks for the tips!!

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #45 on:** September 18, 2008, 09:19:45 AM »

here's a sure way to get people to go to it! Somehow make it so everytime someone looks up innapropriate words, they get redirected to your site. Unfortunately this will make your population mostly perverts, but oh well, better then nothing, right?

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