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Klingons in your computer?
« on: May 24, 2009, 02:31:32 PM »
Sophos has an answer.

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Re: Klingons in your computer?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 02:48:57 PM »
just so long as I'm free of species 8472.
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Re: Klingons in your computer?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 02:49:53 PM »
Thanx...
I'll throw this on for some testing this evening.

P.S. There's a free rootkit tool on the bottom of the page as well.

Reason for Edit: forgot the word tool
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Re: Klingons in your computer?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 02:55:29 PM »
Yea I have a canned speech for their rootkit scan since it creates a log. Haven't used it in any forums yet.

Log location %temp%\sarscan.log

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Re: Klingons in your computer?
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 11:29:34 AM »
Heh I'm speechless after watching that video on the site.

Loved your quote  BC_Programmer..  ;D

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just so long as I'm free of species 8472.

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Can't read Klingon? What are you!!? Ferengi?

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Re: Klingons in your computer?
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 12:24:02 PM »
i expect thie star trek gadget to be updatable? The definitions I mean.
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    Re: Klingons in your computer?
    « Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 09:08:51 AM »
    Wonder if they will have a Romulan Worm...  :D
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    Re: Klingons in your computer?
    « Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 09:17:25 AM »
    weird, I just got a message, that went something along the lines of, "your PC will be assimilated. It's technological and asthetic prowess will probably be modified slightly from the original versions to fit into the parcel being sent. Oh, and resistance is futile, blah blah blah, something about peanut butter..... a dead klingon .... inside out sarcophagus .... broomstick ... ytterbium ...

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      Re: Klingons in your computer?
      « Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 09:21:39 AM »
      XD (Something about peanut butter  :D?)

      Should add a Q Nagging feature to it, he can just instantly crash your computer at will and nag to you why you should of updated the definitons   ;)
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      Re: Klingons in your computer?
      « Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 09:23:33 AM »
      Quote from: macdad- on May 28, 2009, 09:21:39 AM
      XD (Something about peanut butter  :D?)

      Should add a Q Nagging feature to it, he can just instantly crash your computer at will and nag to you why you should of updated the definitons   ;)

      LOL

      so true.

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      Re: Klingons in your computer?
      « Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 10:07:44 AM »
      the prorgram website said program will last only 30 space days before you have to really jump onto the enterprise  so it's not good ....
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      Re: Klingons in your computer?
      « Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 10:09:27 AM »
      so the real question is- how long is a space day? What is it's definition? perhaps it is also vaguely related to peanuts or their butter?
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      Re: Klingons in your computer?
      « Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 11:45:56 AM »
      Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 28, 2009, 10:09:27 AM
      so the real question is- how long is a space day? What is it's definition? perhaps it is also vaguely related to peanuts or their butter?

      ask the klingons!!!
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        Re: Klingons in your computer?
        « Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 12:27:11 PM »
        Wait! Your Feringi!

        And BC,
        Space Days are just Earth Days...they are not related in any way to peanut butter, nor jam, nor Jelly, not even Billy Mays  :D
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          Re: Klingons in your computer?
          « Reply #14 on: May 30, 2009, 02:26:47 PM »
          I thought that you were being sarcastic I will have to watch out for that.  I know though that I have sound effects from the orginal series thought that it be a post like for wallpaper or something.
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