Quotes

[Computer Hope Admin]

Nice quote Dark Blade. Do you know who said that?

[Dilbert]

"Most of life is an illusion. The past is based on memory, which is unreliable, and the future is pure speculation. Only the present is real, and that's almost nothing."

--Kara, The Vanished Man

[fffreak]

"If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'"  - Carlos Mencia

I love that show, Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central.

[Dark Blade]

Nice quote Dark Blade. Do you know who said that?

It was in a book I read a while ago, so it might not be exact.

The book: Jumpman 2

[Zylstra]

Past present and future
We focus on finding our past
The past of Humans
The past of Earth
But what about what is happening now?
And what about the future?
--Myself

(This is seriously what I think about a lot...)
(Then there is war, peoples minds, communication, psychology, computers, programming, skills, peoples feelings and emotions, etc...)

[patio]

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
  - Thomas Jefferson

[SilentAssasin64]

I may be paraphrasing this a little so sorry...

"I know God won't give me any challenges that I can't handle.  I just wish He didn't trust me so much." - Mother Teresa

[GX1_Man]

A mugging will quickly turn a liberal into a conservative.

[SilentAssasin64]

"In the time it takes 911 emergency response to arrive at your house a burglar could have stolen all your things, had his way with your wife, smoked a cigarette, and then flipped her over for seconds."

[Zylstra]

"With all the time we spend in our minds, we still dont truly know ourselves" - Myself

And then my uncles saying:
"A John Deer Tractor cant outrun a bee"

[patio]

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
  - Oscar Wilde

[fffreak]

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -- Albert Einstein

[Saviour]

A couple of my favorites...

"There's one no matter where you go...if not, they come looking for ya."

"All I want is less to do, more time to do it and more pay...for not getting it done."

[Dilbert]

Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

[patio]

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.  ~Author Unknown

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret