I found a way to travel through time without a time machine. Why, I just sit here for a few minutes, and BAM! I've warped forward in time a few minutes! It's crazy!
Yes, I'm also from the future too, 2025 to be exact. in 2018 a new amendment is made allowing fictional characters to take office, and we elected Scooby Doo as our new president. They traced the source of global warning to a gassy fat guy in maine who apparently was leaking methane at a rate of over 25 liters a minute. Unfortunately, investigators thought he was a beached whale, and called animal rescue, who placed him in a large aquarium. Thankfully, although he couldn't swim, he could float. However, it wasn't long before his gaseous outputs caused the "bermuda triangle" effect, causing him to sink, d**n shame really.